The Fruits of Education

Dear Reader,

As you may well have noticed (or will notice upon a cursory glance at posts below), it's been a while. Well, I've started university, and really am not in the mood of writing anything worthwhile reading online, even though I guess I should be. I'll try to make a superhuman effort to write some more readable stuff, like a small treatise on relatives and absolutes.

Or maybe not.

P.S.
Anyone with job giving power is most welcome to offer me a part time job, or else just give me one of the following:

1) Apple MacBook Pro 2.16 GHz
2) Aprilia RS 125
3) Clothes
4) Food
5) Shelter
6) Money
7) Motu Traveller Soundcard
8) Gibson ES335 (in black, please)